disclaimer

I am not as noisy as I appear to be in the pictures below. That's one place I'll draw the line at picking myself apart about. I'm not nearly that spotty. I don't know why the pictures saved that way, when I open them in photoshop they're fine. But I'm beyond hitting the gaussian blur a couple of times to soften them up for this blog. Although I sometimes wish I could hit gaussian blur on my real life face a few times. Imagine. Okay I'm done with the solipsistic self loathing though. The next post with be free of that. Promise.